i don’t have a big toe
of all the things for my gf to steal my phone and post this really wasn’t what i was expecting at all
i panicked.
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Soon we’ll have pornstars born in 2000 popping up
i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
….or you can just not suck at mario kart???
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The droid I’m looking for. (via busted_mountain)
That’s how it’s done
Hey, don’t yell at me if you’re hungry. You’re at the mercy of the machine now.
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